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Zach writes:
Hey. Your site is one of the best on the net. Not only the stuff on the
site is weird, so is the address to it! All i can say to you is that your doing
good, the sites are awesome and anyone who does not agree with me are un-weird
people. C'mon..seriously..its cool being wierd. Just imagine if everyone was
"normal".... now that would be weird!
Zach
The only thing
that is weird is the use of the term "un-weird" That
is very, very, very un-normal.
Peaches writes:
Hi! Your site is so funny I love it. My favorite thing so far has been the
Muffin Films in the April 2003 page. Homestar Runner is awesome too (May 2003).
Sites like that are the best when viewed at 1:30 in the morning with a big bowl
of popcorn and the volume turned up loud and a couple of friends over to partake
in the fun. Thank you for making such a funny site, it gives us people with a
sense of humor a good laugh.
Bye!
Peaches
Lay off the doobies, Peaches
Homeslice writes:
Out of curiosity: Is there more to
your site then I found, or are people really insulting a page that posts links?
Also, you might want to read over some of your comments… most of the sarcasm is
excellent, but some of it could use help. - homeslice
Please help me - I've always wanted to tell my
friends at parties that someone named "homeslice"
assisted me in my crappy sarcasm abilities.
My Mom Writes:
Hey this is your mom again...dont make fun of me
like that and im a girl u whore...MOO...ummm oh yea yer a whore.
Cows say MOO!
Steve writes:
Hi this is yer mom...I just wanted to say CREAM
CHEESE IN DA HOUSE...u whore.
Ummmm....how come no one
told me my mom got a sex changes & changed her name to Steve?
Ashley writes:
Love the site... Full of incredibly stupid
stuff... But its all funny. As Iowa tends to get boring to a teen, I turn to
your page to cure all the boredom that will nonetheless drive me to insanity one
day in the near future... Feel free to rip this letter limb from limb, because I
really couldn't care less... I'd actually be amazed (and a little impressed) if
this stupid ass letter actually made it onto your site. Anyway, just thought i'd
drop a line cause i'm bored and awaiting some new sites since I have seen them
all. Yea, LaTaZ!!!
I can see why you'd be bored,
living in Iowa & all. But I do not think you have
seen all the sites on the internet. Start with these & then
continue on til you've done all the .com's:
http://www.a.com/
http://www.b.com/
http://www.c.com/
etc.
Jarrett writes:
Your website is funny. Well ok not really, but some of the links on your
website go to very funny websites. I like you because you do a lot of the
work for me. Now I don't have to go looking for stupid crap anymore, you do it
for me. Yeah! Thanks for all the stupid links to stupid sites. Oh and your
comments page was fairly entertaining.
That's odd - I thought I was providing a very valuable service to the online community. Might be time for both of us to rethink our lives.
Mr. BlinkerFluid Man,
You say you are sarcastic, and yet
I find that your comments are so very lame that it makes me cringe to think
someone as stupid as you could have a website like this. I mean, you make the
site sound cool and then when people get here you really disapoint them. False
advertising is illegal. Good thing lameness isn't or you'd be arrested. You
prolly won't even post this cuz you know there's nothing you can honestly say to
defend yourself or your site.
We aim to please :)
jewelfan writes:
Well first of all, you say you are a very sarcastic person,
but umm...I read your comments. Not funny, not funny at all. For those who are
reading this and say this site sucks, go to bored.com! THAT actually has some
good links. They should take the link to this site off though. *_* Oh, and, you
also don't update your little board for 8 months. I'm sure you love your website
VERY VERY much to update it THAT often.
"jewelfan" ?!?!?!?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oops,
I fell out of my chair ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
Kendra writes:
hey wud up
k i havn't even looked at this site yet but im
guessing its pretty dumb. but hey, thats alright. i'm the one thats sitting here
at 5am looking at it right? right. you wanna know what would make this whole
thiong a lot more fun? alcohol. not that im drinking right now, or anything. im
just saying. k ima bounce. cya!
Kendra - I have hidden a
bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 on the site - when you find it, open
in, sit back & enjoy the site :)
VICKY writes:
hey hey hey,
excuse me if i come across as someone who gets
excited at a chair but err well im not.um i just really want to say i love your site, i go
there all the time to my guys disaproval he moans all the time why you go
there.but i love it. I noticed that you got ?????? on it this month
didnt you have that before, its a new longer version aint it??? Where did you find it? do you have a contact for
them??? its so silly but funny and great.(just like your
site) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP BLINKERFLUID FOR EVER AND
EVER AND EVER, IT ALWAYS KEEPS ME AMUSED I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE
IT.
SO LONG
GOODBYE
AUFDLJSFOS
ADU
YEAH I LOVED THAT FILM TO
IT HAD A HILL AND CHILDREN IN IT AND THAT ER
WOMAN.ANYWAY FEEL FREE TO TEAR THIS EMAIL TO SHREDS I LOOK LIKE A FOOL ON A
DAILY BASIS
YOURS HAPPILY AND ALL GIGGLEY
VICKY
Vicky
- I feel no need to tear you to shreds as I think you did
a pretty good job of that by just typing up your email using
no hands & a pencil in your mouth :)
BMN24 writes:
Dear Dude from blinkerfluid.com,
I have one simple question. How did
you think of this? It absolutly amazingly chilling! You must be one of those
people who like oatmeal. Indeed, I propose the truth. Yeah, ok so maybe
people think this website is "Gay,Stupid, a Dumb-Ass Website and a Piece of
Shit" and that you are definaly a "dumb-ass your very own self, have no
life, sit on your ass in a chair, and you're stupid" ( I took those quote on
quote from your What People Are Saying section), but seriously people. This
website is the best! Ces't genial!! A' tout a' l'heure!
BMN24
- Why do you have so much anger towards oatmeal?
Jen writes:
hey whats up? its
christmas yay merry christmas I havent looked at your site yet but I am about to
because I am really frickin bored and im sittin here watching friends so this
site might amuse me some ok well im about to check out your site and what is
blinker fluid? and by the way post this on your site just because no one has
ever posted anything I have said on anything so cya
-Jen
Ladies and Jelly
spoons! I come before you, to stand behind you, and tell you something I know
nothing about! Next Thursday, which is good friday, there'll be a mothers
meeting for fathers only. Wear your best clothes if you haven't any, and if you
can come, please stay at home. Admission free, pay at the door, take a seat and
sit on the floor. It makes no difference where you sit, the man in the gallery
is sure to spit!
Jen
- you said a mouthful, even if your spell checker is busted
:)
PS - aren't your friends old enough to watch themselves?
Adriane writes:
What the hell is this? Why would anyone be so stupid to waste space on he web
just to make this piece of shit!?!
Adriane
- "he web" is so big, that space will never actually
be a problem (like it is in your head)
RamsFan writes:
I don't even know how the hell your dumb ass web site works. That's how stupid
I am. Tell me how it works so I can tell you how I like it.
Yes,
there is an issue with the site on certain computers & looking
at the log files, you have one of the problem systems. There's
an error occurring someplace between your chair & the keyboard.
Good luck fixing it.
Novad
writes:
dam you really are stupid well not really as stupid as me but oh well you
should really get your fat ass off that fucken chair get some excersize and
lose weight you dumb as egotistical bastard.
P.S Your stupid &
gay Have a nice day ! I know i will thank you for your stupid time.
Me
thinks Novad needs a spell checker :)
(and what's so bad
about being ignorant & happy? Seems like a nice way
to go thru life)
Matt
writes:
Not sure if this is your sort of thing but I was thinking that it might be
handy to have a search. I don't know. Just idea. Later.
Matt
- Yes, I see how that would be a good idea - people could search
for words & phrases like: "how do I make a baloney
sandwich?", "nasal passage cleaners", "how
do I cook possum?", "bathroom etiquette" &
the ever popular "drunk poems". I just looked
over on Yahoo - all of those are in the top 25 search terms
for last week :)
Sandra
Lynn writes:
Okay, um hi. I have just been at your site, I found it pretty funny.
Although I failed to understand how blinker fluid had to do with it. Infact
I don't even know what blinker fluid IS. I think that since your site is
about stupid people, therefore you would get many OTHER stupid people trying
to have a good laugh at another stupid person, I think you should have a
little paragraph explaining what blinker fluid IS. You may think I'm
extremly stupid for asking, but that's alright. Infact I hope you post this
email up somewhere on your site, just so I can feel special. Wow. So I'll be
looking forward to an explanation of the word 'blinker fluid'. Have a nice
day.
-From someone who enjoys yet is confused by your site.
Sandra
- I will give you a clue - you're car is probably about a quart
low on blinker fluid. Your car will run fine even if it's
a bit low, but the blinkers are not as bright.
TCoff28723 writes:
This
is a partial owner of www.teachersonskateboards.freehomepage.com!!
I am Kinda Upset that in your site you call me stupid and my website
stupid!! I enjoy the traffic you are promoting but i am still obset.
For information on taking off the link e-mail me back!! I may want
it too stay on so be sure to
WB!!!
TCoff28723 - How exactly does
one go about becoming "obset"? Is that what happens
when fat people get angry?
Mike D writes:
Hey screwball, This site is great,some good some not so good links.However,the
absolute best is "fat chicks in party hats" in the april
2000 archives.Keep up the good work.Try to keep the fats chicks
up front.
Mike
D - fat chicks are just like a bowl of popcorn - the more you shake
the bowl, the more big ones you get on top.
Tiime Saver Printing
said:
I THINK U MUST B A MORON
I think your Caps Lock button is stuck
:)
(ps - isn't "time" spelled with one "I"?)
Bored.com said:
The less we say about this one, the better.
I've seen
that site of yours & I have 3 words for you: Seek Professional
Help!
Christopher M wrote:
Was that it? You call that funny? It was quite funny, i briefly
smilled, but thats all!! Not what I expected, sorry.
Chris - I once told my 10th grade
math teacher that I didn't understand what she was saying - she
replied "What's to understand?"
Bob from NorthernThunder wrote:
"...And
curiosity finally got the better of me: I checked out the BlinkerFluid
site... checked in and checked out again in a hurry. What the heck
is that guy trying to accomplish? Nothing useful from the looks
of it."
Thanks Bob - finally someone got it
right!
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