I think I’ve been in at least 1 big money Fantasy Football League for the last 6 years (meaning I’ve been on my own & not splitting a team with a fat friend from high school named Tank) I think the highest I’ve ever selected was 6th. I can also count one one finger the number of times I’ve won money

I got a call yesterday from the guy running one of the 2 money leagues that I’m in. He tells me that they’re setting up the selections & I have 1st pick. I’m get really excited by this & instantly say that I’ll have #1. He cuts me off & says that I’m not picking the rounds, I’m picking a number from 1-12 that contains where I’ll draft in rounds 1 thru 4. You know how it goes:
1-12-7-6
2-11-6-7
3-10-5-8
etc.

So I say “WHOOP-DEE-DOO” & sarcastically say “I’ll take number 3, as if it matters.”

Well, it did matter, as the #3 card has 1-12-7-6.

Of course, it might as well have just said: LT