I think I’m going to name my next Fantasy Football Team “JoeBob & Fish” (that’s in the lead, over “The Head Of Fred Smerlas” & “Properly Douched Midgets” but those are stories for another time)

I was at the Sabres game tonight & saw 2 custom Sabres jerseys that had me very confused. The 1st was just strange. It was a Sabres 3rd jersey with the number 30. The name? “FISH” Now you have to admit, “FISH” is a strange name to have on a jersey.

But the 2nd one really had me scratching my head. It was the Sabres new home jersey with 00 as the number. The name on it was “JOEBOB” Now that itself is pretty lame. But what I think might be the best part of the jersey is that he had an “A” on the front. Those of you that are familiar with hockey will know that a “C” means the player is the Captain and an “A” means that the player is an Alternate Captain. JoeBob spent a lot of money on getting his custom jersey, but he doesn’t think enough of himself to get the “C” on the front. It’s like opening your own company & declaring that you the Vice President. And trust me when I say that JoeBob will love the new Bass Pro Shop that’s been promised to Buffalo for the last 5 years.

I do not get why people get their own names or nicknames put onto a jersey. I have a lot of football & hockey jerseys & every one of them has a player that I like from that team. Every Bills game, I see “Cowboy Ron” with his custom #11 Bills jersey. I really want to bite his face.

The ONLY custom jersey that I have ever seen that does not make the wearer look like a douchbag is a vintage Bills jersey with the #32 on it. The name? “GUILTY”